Log

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs and over your neighbor's dog?

You know what it is. ;)

Comes with everything you see here.

100% genuine cedar

photo is a representation and may not resemble the final product.

Accept no substitutes. 

yes, this is a joke.
You may purchase if you want and you will receive it  but I will NOT be held responsible if you actually go through with the purchase.